Forrest Gump Explains Mortgage Backed Securities

Forrest Gump Explains Mortgage Backed Securities

Mortgage Backed Securities are like boxes of chocolates. Criminals on Wall Street stole a few chocolates from the boxes and replaced them with turds. Their criminal buddies at Standard & Poor rated these boxes AAA Investment Grade chocolates. These boxes were then sold all over the world to investors. Eventually somebody bites into a turd and discovers the crime. Suddenly nobody trusts American chocolates anymore worldwide.

Hank Paulson now wants the American taxpayers to buy up and hold all these boxes of turd-infested chocolates for $700 billion dollars until the market for turds returns to normal. Meanwhile, Hank’s buddies, the Wall Street criminals who stole all the good chocolates are not being investigated, arrested, or indicted.

Mama always said: “Sniff the chocolates first Forrest”.


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  1. I do not believe in the criminal aspect of this mortgage toxicity madness. CountrywideChief Angelo Mozzarella brags of underwriting an FHA loan better then anyone and he can. The securities were structured to appear to have all the fat cut out of them. Rating agencies could provide the highest possible rating to a class of securities now in spite of the looming risks. Problem is that a senior class of stock (or debt CDO) was now the senior piece of the senior piece of a senior piece. Cut the M&Ms into 5ths and the value of the bunch is still the sum. Not a crime. But the illusion of maintaining a pool under 80% CLTV while selling off the toxic piece of the 80-20…(2nd’s) could be highly negligent. Employing a strategy like the advent of over collateralizing issuances whereby the Lenders residual income would be further drawn out to sustain the “real’ anticipated losses from the seconds…that would be a misdemeanor. But if the Depositor (Lender) was then dumping junk, hard money loans to meet yield and generate fees while knowing the loan had no chance to repay and figuring their residual piece was worthless. That is the Alcatraz piece of the puzzle. Does my mind wonder? Not really …I just listened to a lot of investment bankers who were frustrated with the structuring and who felt the same way! Fact!

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